The Monster Louie Ludwig zzi music/ASCAP If you've ever really been hungry, there's no need to explain this one. If you haven't, there's no way to. Just please donate--today--to your local food bank or Second Harvest. Credits: Slide guitar: Dayna Kurtz The monster woke me up again today He wants what he wants Don’t care what I say He’s gonna hang around Til the sun goes down And even then he won’t go away The monster’s gonna sleep with me tonight Dig his claws in deep Gonna hold on tight He’s gonna star in all my dreams Stealin' every scene And wake me again come morning light Rosie hustled up some chips Man we almost lost our minds We was scared they’d make us sick So we chewed each one at least a dozen times. I’m gonna lay that monster down someday I swear Gather up the food from everywhere Eat every bite until I finally get my fill But today I’ll just pretend that I don’t care About that monster I don’t care About that monster that lives in there.