Hey Tony (I Want My Life Back, Too) Louie Ludwig zzi music/Rabadash Music This one sprang forth whole after hearing Tony Hayward's whine during the Deepwater Horizon spill, easily the single stupidest utterance of last year. Credits: Bass, piano: John Autin, Pedal Steel: Moon Melancon, Accordion: Bart Ramsey, Percussion: Rosie Rosato My brother down the parish finally got his own boat Storm came through, it's a miracle it even float He's doin' alright, despite the last year or two Hey Tony, he wants his life back, too My wife's from around here; her little sister moved away Saved up her money, bought a B and B by Mobile Bay She does pretty well with all the tourists passing through Hey Tony, she wants her life back, too I want my life back, too If it's okay with you I want my life back, too Just do the best you can do I dreamt I was runnin' on the hot, white sand, Tryin' to run from the wave that was comin' to land All the people stared from the big, white towers Watchin' the sun, and countin' the hours 'til the end of the world Holiday comes, we all go to grandma's place Then one summer, that all got erased Funny, we said that was the hardest we'd ever get through Hey Tony, we'd even take that, too Hey Tony, I want my life back, too Hey Tony, I want my life back, too